You throw me,
Into the river
Off the bridge where,
Portland hung himself
Six or seven years
I splash and raise a little
to scare you—
Hang with the fishes and
Wonder if … Read More...
There is a beetle in the bathroom! I roar triumphant
thunder drunk down filthy stairs to announce to the assembled crowd
of friends and failed lovers:
Is it a lightning bug Zach wants to know and here I … Read More...
Dont tell my mama, please, or
Those girls who got it in their heads that
Im some sort of example or–
those hate edge hipsters at the PeTA meeting, but–
Dont tell, dont tell,
that sometimes i like
the feel … Read More...
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