Reintroducing the Brandeis Judges

If you’ve ever had the great misfortune of seeing the Brandeis Judges mascot in-person (or if you’ve ever gotten a 404 error on the Brandeis website), you will know that our weirdly fuzzy, weirdly large rendition of the great Louis D. is beyond terrifying. With a chin square and sharp enough to make even the […]
I asked for socks for Hanukkah. Here’s why.
Yes, I did legitimately ask for white crew cut socks for Hanukkah. Technically I asked for white socks and a hair diffuser (a girl’s gotta have her hair care routine after all), but the white socks were definitely the part that I was the most excited about. That may sound a little strange considering that […]
Brandeis at 76 is still searching, still Jewish and still not Harvard
Earlier this week, while procrastinating writing a fairly important essay, I found myself randomly reading Brandeis-related Wikipedia articles. I read all about the most famous professors and alums, the best years in athletics and the dog to whom the now-defunct coffee shop Chum’s owes its name. And because I was really feeding the procrastination kick, […]