The last time I did a ranking I did vegetables. It is only right that I continue this series with fruit. I want to start by prefacing that I have not had a large portion of these fruits. But I will continue to provide the most elite commentary you could possibly read when it comes to fruit. This week I am going to rank fruits from 25-50. Look into next week if you want to see how I rank the rest of the fruits.
- Granadilla
We start with a fruit that I have never had before. When I looked it up I thought it looked funky so 50 it goes.
- Tamarind
I have no comments cause I have never had it before. It looks like a brown bean.
- Longan
LOGAN IS FROM FRANCE AND IS A FRUIT WHAT ELSE IS HE HIDING? A SECOND FAMILY AND TWO KIDS WITH A HOUSE HE PUT A MORTGAGE DOWN ON? Anyways, I’ve never had this fruit before.
- Rose Apple
Alright, so roses and apples together. That doesn’t seem like a fun combination.
- Soursop
So this is where sour patch kids come from.
- Amla
They actually look really cool, but I have never had them before. They are apparently very important in Indian traditional medicine.
- Star apple
There are so many types of apples. I have definitely never heard of this before 20 minutes ago.
- Mangosteen
This fruit looks like one of those things when people make cake that looks like fruit. But in reality it’s cake but turns out to be beans. – Victoria Morrongiello
- Uchuva
It looks really bright and that is fun.
- Tamarillo
Apparently, they are tree tomatoes. I like normal tomatoes but I have never had these before so I can’t rank them higher.
- Quince
Fifteen.
- Caruba
After reading the description of this fruit, I think it’s probably very tasty. However, I never had it before, but I want to now.
- Durian
I don’t really remember what it tastes like. All I know is that it smells bad.
- Mulberry
Budget blackberry.
- Rambutan
This sounds like an animal but in reality is a fun fruit.
- Pomelo
It kinda reminds me of a grapefruit. Not a good grapefruit but a grapefruit.
- Persimmon
Apparently, there is a Chinese belief that if you eat this at the same time as crabs, you can get sick and die.
- Blackcurrant
I have never actually had this as a fruit before, however as a candy, I can tell you that it’s great.
- Avocado
Yes it is on the list again. No, I do not think that avocado is this bad. I am just putting it here out of principle.
- Fig
Fig newtons are great, but how good are figs outside of the snack.
- Pomegranate
I am completely indifferent to pomegranates.
- Lime
I think as a flavoring, lime is pretty good. However, just eating limes feels wrong.
- Jackfruit
As opposed to jackass.
- Pineapple
It shouldn’t be on pizza, but it is not terrible on it.
- Apricot
They are similar to peaches, which is about all I know about them. I do enjoy dry apricots though.
- Dragon Fruit
Dragon fruit has an interesting taste. The only reason why I don’t put it higher is because sometimes the texture is strange. Otherwise, it’s great. It’s got a cool name and tastes good.
This week is less interesting because I have not had half of these fruits. Next week’s issue will include the best 25 fruits and a not at all incorrect ranking of them.