This week’s ranking will be even more controversial than normal. I am going to rank 50 candies. The problem with candies is that there are so many of them and there are so many versions of them. There are probably 10+ versions of M&Ms that I could have ranked. In this case, I mixed up a bunch of lists that I found online to rank. This time I have actually tried all of these candies. So let’s begin.
- Peeps
I am going to be honest, I am not sure if peeps are really candy. Personally, I think the texture is absolutely ridiculous. Oh yeah and apparently they are really bad for you.
- Almond Joy
I lose all joy when I eat an Almond Joy.
- Pixie Stix
This is another one where I am not entirely sure if it is a candy. They are literally just sugar. I do remember the days where everyone would be sneaking around the elementary school classroom like it was contraband. That was fun.
- Tootsie Roll
I really do not like Tootsie Rolls. They are just too hard to eat and in the end they do not taste good enough to make them worth it.
- Tootsie Pop
They are just kind of boring.
- Ring Pop
In my opinion, they may be the most overrated candy. Yeah they are sort of cool because they make a ring, but do they taste good? Nope.
- Cadbury Egg
I admit, I have not had a lot of Cadbury Eggs in my lifetime and that may be skewing my viewpoint.
Warheads
They are fun to eat, but don’t have a great taste.
- Candy Corn
There is a vegetable in the name, so how can it be a good candy?
- Three Musketeers
Did you know that it got its name because it used to be in three parts? The original package actually came with chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.
- Dum-Dums
I think as a nostalgia factor, they are great. When you are younger, you get them as rewards from class or when you go to the doctor’s office. But overall, it’s a lollipop so it can’t be that good.
- Butterfinger
They aren’t bad. They are just a lot.
- Airhead
Head air?
- Pez
I don’t think Pez tastes bad at all. They just aren’t substantial enough to be higher on this list.
- Blow Pops
This just sounds wrong.
- Dubble Bubble
There isn’t really anything wrong with gum in general. They are just different kinds of candy. You can’t exactly eat gum.
- Jolly Rancher
I never got the appeal of Jolly Ranchers. They kinda just sit around in your mouth. There isn’t anything jolly about them.
- Swedish fish
In Sweden they are just called fish.
- Milky Way
In the Milky Way, they are just .
- Pop Rocks
They are cool. The sound they make is a lot of fun, but beyond that they are just meh.
- Milk Duds
I think because it’s chocolate I am inclined to say it’s good. The inside isn’t that great though. In general, they are just easy to eat.
- Whoppers
Whopper, Whopper, Junior, Double, Triple Whopper.
- Smarties
Some may say that candy makes you dumber. I disagree. They just make you have sugar cravings all the time.
- SweeTARTS
Can someone explain the difference between SweeTARTS and Smarties?
- Starburst
The packaging is honestly genius. You can just pass them off to anyone and it’s so easy to open and eat. The taste is decent but I am more impressed by the packaging.
- Nerds
Why hasn’t anyone made a candy called geeks? That would be a decent competitor.
- Jelly Beans
They may have snuck their way this high in the list. I definitely forgot about ranking them and it’s too late to move them.
- Twizzlers
I never crave Twizzlers but when you start eating them it’s hard to stop.
- Toblerone
They come in a cool box.
- Hi-Chew
Bless you.
20.5. Left Twix
They have everything you want. Plus they have a cool name.
- Right Twix
There’s a difference.
- M&Ms
These are the normal ones and they are great. They are a great snack and dessert.
- Snickers
If you haven’t tried eating them with a fork and knife, then you should. It is significantly better that way. You also should eat your M&Ms with a spoon.
- Dots
They are a totally underrated candy. I think they might be my go-to movie theater snack.
- Lemonhead
Lemonssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
- Gummy Bear
I have a funny story about gummy bears. One time, my dad bought a pack of gummy bears for a trip to Hong Kong. We took them to Hong Kong and didn’t eat them at all. Then we flew home and brought them back. A few months later we took a trip to Europe and brought the same pack of gummy bears. Of course we still didn’t eat them. They came back home with us. I am pretty sure we took a few more trips with those gummy bears.. It may have been a few years before we ate them.
- Hershey Kiss
It’s pure chocolate and there is nothing wrong with that.
- Hershey Chocolate Bar
Alright this is better cause there is more chocolate.
- Gummy Worms
I think gummy worms are just more fun than gummy bears.
- Sour Patch Kids
Are there sour patch adults?
- Mike and Ike
I wish that I had friends named Mike and Ike. It would be so easy to get them birthday presents.
- Peanut M&Ms
At one point these might have killed me. I am pretty sure I once mistook these for normal M&Ms when I was allergic to peanuts. Now, I think they are great.
- Kit Kat
More like Kit Calli haha. Okay that was a stretch. I ran out of time to think of a pun.
- Skittles
They are just so classic. In my opinion, they are the most consistent candy.
- Junior Mint
They have magical powers. It’s always good to have them in the surgical room.
- Crunch
Crunch has a great texture. Crunchy and chocolatey.
- Reese’s Pieces
Portable Reeses. I think I could eat an entire box of them without even breaking a sweat.
- York Peppermint Pattie
If you like mint you gotta love a Peppermint Pattie. Otherwise, you probably hate them.
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Peanut butter and chocolate are a supernatural combination.
- Peanut Butter M&Ms
I still remember when my grandma gave me these for the first time. I was wondering where they had been all my life. They are so much better than normal M&Ms. It’s the peanut butter and chocolate combination.
