I Hate Thanksgiving

The Turkey is always dry

What is in stuffing?

 

I Hate Thanksgiving

The Pilgrims are repugnant

Let’s do better, please

 

I Hate Thanksgiving

The Macy’s Parade is fine

Get better guest stars

 

I Hate Thanksgiving

I already don’t like birds

Why make them bigger?

 

I Hate Thanksgiving

Don’t ask me to be thankful

Prepare for feedback

 

I Hate Thanksgiving

If you like it, good for you

Maybe invite me