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Hoot Recommends: Favorite Winter Olympic Sport

Hello again, our most valuable Hoot readers. For the past several weeks, our country’s greatest athletes competed in the Winter Olympics in Milan. Despite none of us being anywhere close to athletic enough to even have a chance to qualify, our editors have some strong opinions about the games. So, for this week’s edition of Hoot Recommends, we are sharing our favorite winter Olympic sports. Chloe: I have two favorites: my favorite sport based on its concept, and my favorite sport to watch. Curling is such a dumb idea, and I love it so much. Like, YES, let’s use a specific science trick to slide almost-balls of granite across the ice. The cherry on top is that every team looks like a group of parents out for a chill weekend

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A.I. video generators are terrible for society

Last week, President Donald Trump released an A.I.-generated video of himself playing hockey for Team USA and punching members of the Canadian team. Three weeks ago, he shared an A.I.-generated video depicting former President Barack Obama and former First Lady

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You Don’t Get To Love China Only When It Becomes Powerful

I’ve always prided myself on being able to keep up with the latest Internet trends, but since early 2025, I’ve been seeing one that has utterly bewildered me. By now, you’ve probably seen it on your Twitter (X) or TikTok feeds—Westerners attempting, with various degrees of seriousness, to “become Chinese.”

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Weed is Very Popular, and It Shouldn’t Come As a Surprise.

It is not much of a stretch to say that marijuana is the most popular it has ever been in the United States. Though cannabis remains federally illegal, the Department of Justice began the process of removing cannabis from Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act, meaning that it will

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On the Other Hand: On Military Intervention in Iran

Background: During the final days of 2025, the Iranian currency, the rial, collapsed amid severe international sanctions, plunging the country’s economy into uncharted territory. Iranians responded by protesting en masse across all 31 provinces, with economic anxieties mixing with general discontent at the oppressive Islamic Republic regime that has governed

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Only a dumb-dum wouldn’t enjoy a Dum-Dum, right? The Hoot staff certainly thinks so; however, which flavor is superior? One of the beautiful qualities of these lollipops, after all, is the wide array of flavors to choose from. What will our editor’s favorite flavors say about them? How many dumb-dums

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So Grok lets you make porn of strangers now

If, for some reason, any of my readers still have an X (Twitter) account, they might have noticed the new capabilities of Grok, the X A.I. model. On the first release of this new X-rated update, the abilities were available to all X users. These capabilities included being able to

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Hero of the Jewish People, Charlie Kirk?

When Charlie Kirk was murdered on Sept. 10 of last year, I expected reactions ranging from grief and fury to righteous justice and jubilation. What I did not expect was that, 12 days later, sitting down for a religious service on the Jewish New Year, I would hear a German

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