I Hate Thanksgiving
The Turkey is always dry
What is in stuffing?
I Hate Thanksgiving
The Pilgrims are repugnant
Let’s do better, please
I Hate Thanksgiving
The Macy’s Parade is fine
Get better guest stars
I Hate Thanksgiving
I already don’t like birds
Why make them bigger?
I Hate Thanksgiving
Don’t ask me to be thankful
Prepare for feedback
I Hate Thanksgiving
If you like it, good for you
Maybe invite me
