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I cannot believe this is even a debate: Nutritional hegemony and its evil harbingers

28 February, 2020 // Opinions // 0 Comments
Soup is not food. When I say “soup is not food,” I am in no way saying that soup is not delicious or nutritious. On the contrary, I am an ardent supporter of dipping grilled… Read More...
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The greatest Jeopardy players of all time play to win

24 January, 2020 // Opinions // 0 Comments
So, recently I came across this little-known game show, maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s called “Jeopardy!” That was a joke; you don’t have to have been a contestant to know the immense pop-cultural relevance… Read More...
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Generation consternation

10 January, 2020 // Opinions // 0 Comments
Hello, loyal fanbase. I have crawled out of my cave to once again bring you the content you so desire. Seeing as how we have just entered a new decade and changing and aging are… Read More...
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Getting your just desserts: the incontrovertible truth, part III

22 November, 2019 // Opinions // 0 Comments
Miss me? No? Maybe you forgot who this is. I am your chocolate chaperone, your deputy of desserts! Buckle up, proverbial “buckaroos,” as we head back into the dark recesses of my mind once again.… Read More...
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Getting your just desserts: the incontrovertible truth, part II

15 November, 2019 // Opinions // 0 Comments
Sksksksk, fellow VSCO girls! I have just “ooped” into another rant (if I used that incorrectly, blame my mother for birthing me). Get ready to fill your Hydro Flasks with sugar and your tummies with… Read More...
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Getting your just desserts: the incontrovertible truth

8 November, 2019 // Opinions // 0 Comments
Here’s the deal: I’ve got opinions, they’re better than yours (unless you agree entirely, then they are equally as good) and the world has a right to hear them. I’ve tried every dessert in the… Read More...
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