It’s official, my dear Hoot readers. Art is dead. I mean c’mon, have you seen the Minecraft movie? UTTER SLOP. It’s deeply unfortunate such an affront to art was allowed to be released. We’ve reached...

My dear Hoot readers, I’m writing to you as a changed man. Last month I ventured to a holy city, visited spiritually significant sites and fostered a deep connection to my culture. This city was...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! What’s up Deisians? Greetings from Edinburgh, Scotland! I hope the grind is going well. Personally, I’m loving Edinburgh. It feels like I’m in a literal fairy tale with the old architecture and mountains in...

Hey Hoot Readers … sorry about my previous article. I got a little crazy there. If you’ve been keeping up with my articles this semester, you’ll see they’ve become rather dark. I’m very proud of...

Hoot readers, a monumental day has come. I, an unfortunately avid fan of male manipulator media, have finally viewed the 1999 cult classic “Fight Club.” I was told that I’d enjoy this film and boy...

How’s it going, Hoot readers??? I don’t even know where to begin with this one. You’re reading this because I’m a massive fan of the movie “Joker” (2019) and pitched two Joker-related articles to The...

Hi hi hi my incredible Hoot readers!!!! I’m back for a quick little article. I really should be studying for my upcoming exams, but who doesn’t give into their self-destructive tendencies from time to time?...

Salutations my wonderful Hoot readers!!!! I hope you had amazing summers. Mine went by very fast, but I still had time to rewatch one of my favorite films, “Joker” (2019). It’s an embarrassing favorite, but...

Hello there Hoot readers! I know I have a lot of nerve returning to the Arts Section after last week’s George W. Bush x Timothee Chalamet fanfiction (in print only). However, it’s almost Star Wars...

Good day, my dear Hoot readers! I hope life is treating you well. I’m doing fine, just procrastinating like usual. After last month’s grand declaration of down-badness and the debauchery of my January article, I...