My dear Hoot readers, I’m writing to you as a changed man. Last month I ventured to a holy city, visited spiritually significant sites and fostered a deep connection to my culture. This city was...

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! What’s up Deisians? Greetings from Edinburgh, Scotland! I hope the grind is going well. Personally, I’m loving Edinburgh. It feels like I’m in a literal fairy tale with the old architecture and mountains in...

Hey Hoot Readers … sorry about my previous article. I got a little crazy there. If you’ve been keeping up with my articles this semester, you’ll see they’ve become rather dark. I’m very proud of...

Hoot readers, a monumental day has come. I, an unfortunately avid fan of male manipulator media, have finally viewed the 1999 cult classic “Fight Club.” I was told that I’d enjoy this film and boy...

How’s it going, Hoot readers??? I don’t even know where to begin with this one. You’re reading this because I’m a massive fan of the movie “Joker” (2019) and pitched two Joker-related articles to The...

Hi hi hi my incredible Hoot readers!!!! I’m back for a quick little article. I really should be studying for my upcoming exams, but who doesn’t give into their self-destructive tendencies from time to time?...

Salutations my wonderful Hoot readers!!!! I hope you had amazing summers. Mine went by very fast, but I still had time to rewatch one of my favorite films, “Joker” (2019). It’s an embarrassing favorite, but...

Hello there Hoot readers! I know I have a lot of nerve returning to the Arts Section after last week’s George W. Bush x Timothee Chalamet fanfiction (in print only). However, it’s almost Star Wars...

Good day, my dear Hoot readers! I hope life is treating you well. I’m doing fine, just procrastinating like usual. After last month’s grand declaration of down-badness and the debauchery of my January article, I...

What’s up Hoot readers? I don’t know about you, but Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and I feel down baaaaad. For whom? I don’t even know at this point. Though, I know what...